touchdisky:

Storm by *beethy (FB Page)

fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

Never ignore a person who loves you, cares for you, and misses you. Because one day, you might wake up from your sleep and realize that you lost the moon while counting the stars.

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

bolsondelabolsa:

getting attached to an unpopular ship with little to none fanfics

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cowbellguy:

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute
airedmania:

eastflatbush:

i sell unbelievable combs.

lmaaaaaaooooooooo